Archives for category: the last laugh

Ballmer exploded. He threw a chair against the wall. “Fucking Eric Schmidt is a fucking pussy!” Ballmer yelled, according to the court document. “I’m going to fucking bury that guy! I have done it before and I will do it again. I’m going to fucking kill Google.”

It was November 11, 2004, according to a sworn statement submitted by a former Microsoft engineer and quoted by Kurt Eichenwald in Vanity Fair‘s comprehensive report on how Microsoft lost its mojo and the role Steve Ballmer had to play in this.

If you think about it, the true irony of this episode is not only that Microsoft has since become irrelevant, while Apple, Facebook and Google got the lead roles, but that nowadays Google is doing a very good job at killing itself by becoming the new Microsoft on the block: either designing “software by committee”, to use the phrase of another former Microsoft employee, or plainly stealing it after the more innovative new players bring it to the market.


“Let me show you a quick way to do the Black Scholes formula in your head and impress people”, Professor Ian Martin says. Then he adds, after a brief pause: “The really few people who would be impressed by that.”

I for one can’t wait to use it as a pick up line at the next campus party. Imagine this:

Me: Pick a number!
Girl: What number?
Me: Any number between 1 and 100.
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Did I tell you we have the most hilarious finance professor? I don’t know how I would’ve made it through this rather dry course without his jokes. Here’s one that cracked me up this morning.

We were talking about incentivizing employees through stock options when somebody said:

But isn’t it so that these options are vested and they’re actually made to handcuff you to your desk?

To which the professor replied:

You’re certainly not a romantic of any kind!

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If I were Professor Barnett, I would begin next year’s course on the Global Context of Management with this picture. It speaks a thousand words about cultural distances:

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